Ladies, if ya can't handle it just let me know now. It can be yours for only,....wait for it..........$150.00!
But wait, there's more. Ladies, not only will you get the patent pending zebra skin finish, you will also notice that the buttons have been replaced with genuine imitation gems and that the unit (yep I said unit) has been adorne with the pimptastic peacock feather. Can ya dig it ladies? The bidding ends June 18th. (I do know that it's actually called a Pimpendo but without the T it's just blahhhh)